I walk to her front door. And knock. She answers the door in some really short shorts and a nice low cut top shirt. I brought you sunflowers. Omg they...e my favorite she says. I know i remembered i replied. She smiles so big and gives me a big hug and kiss on the cheek. Im so glad i bumped into you today. Me too i replied. So she walks into the kitchen to grab a vase for the flowers and i follow her she leans over and reaches under the sink. I cant help but notice the thick ass on her was. "I'll straighten myself out and be right down there. Gotta use the head anyway – about to bust a gusset."I went below, and managed to be turned away from her when she brushed past me on her way to the potty. I know she noticed, but what could I do?"Sorry," she said, "It is pretty close I here, isn't it?" She smiled again; not letting me off the hook at all! But she was blushing again too, as she said, "Scrambled is fine, but not too dry for me, please. And I'm thinking that sausage will really. I’m fourteen. And you were born in what year?”“1963. I’m 31.”“How long have you practiced karate?”“Almost thirteen years. I started in the Fall of 1981 when I went to Chicago for college.”“What is your work?”“I own a company that writes computer programs for lawyers and doctors, mostly. We also do other things with computers, too.”“You started it?”“Yes; right after we graduated, four friends and I started it. They work for me.”“May I ask you a personal question?”“Of course.”“Are you married? Do. We’re not looking but we can be easy in them.” “I’d like that. Perhaps after I’ve done your show we might fix a date?” “Clever girl. Don’t let me too close until you know I can be trusted. We’re going to get along.” And we did. The show was comfortable and she proved a kindly, sensitive interviewer. The ratings were good and Hattie said I’d done well so did Morgan. Flick said, “Well, you didn’t make too much of a tit of yourself.” High praise indeed. Ellie Krantz and her wife Norma took me out.