This wasn’t even directed at me. Commander Sheffield, you wasted a trip. Your warning was for others not your department.” Hard stop and redirect....“Is there anything else I can help you with?”Well done.Seeing as she was not going to receive a confirmation, the officer left with the strong conviction that Catherine did indeed have at least one invention that was worrisome.*Click. “It was you, wasn’t it? No cookies for you.”Setting down her tablet, Cat adjourned to her office and accessed a. Strangely, she didn’t appreciate my informing her of her own culpability in this state of affairs. In fact, every time I laughed at her, she extended her middle finger and said words that an impressionable young lad shouldn’t hear his mother saying!The night after we moved in, the lights went out. We had a county-wide blackout. The next day I ordered up an emergency generator. What a pain in the balls!I hate moving! This was the second time in a year we had done this, and both Marilyn and I. Then she asked do you know how I girl becomes pregnant. I replied (knowingly) in the negative. She said when a boy ishreds his sperm inside a women vagina then she becomes pregnant and delivers a child .Then I asked her why she doesn’t have. She remained silent and I started laughing that she is joking. Then she told me I am not joking. Due to sexual excitement the penis becomes hard and due to copulation sperms come out which is called Orgasm. Then I started crying (deliberately) that my one. “By the way Jon Barker! I think I worked out who your previous lovers we’re.”“That was way too obvious just by the way they were looking at him!” Fiona added giggling at Jon.“I missed that, who was it?” Claire asked, miffed that she didn’t notice who it was.“I think her name was Gwen, and the lady with her, Tara was it?” Fiona surmised. “The way they looked at you was way too friendly.”“Exactly,” Jane agreed. “Auntie Gwen looked like she wanted to rip your pants off the moment she gets hold of.