............................................................................................................................................................I woke up on my bed. I felt different. I could feel there was power running through my veins I also felt less substantial than before like I wasn't really there, more like I was hovering only partly in this world. I climbed out of bed I released I wasn't touching the floor, it unnerved me but just by thinking about it I sank dawn the last. She stretched out between her lover’s legs and rubbed their mounds together in an endless cadence. The sound of skin slapping against skin drummed in the room, punctuated by Sophie’s groans of pleasure and pleadings for release. Every time Cayden thrust down, spirals of pleasure radiated throughout Sophie’s body. Cayden closed her eyes as she worked toward her release, only using Sophie as a vehicle to drive her pleasure. Sophie ceased to exist as Cayden’s body slapped against the Baroness.. A woman was lying in the street, covered in blood. Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman opened her eyes and said, “I’m a Unitarian.”“Then call a math teacher!”HOW MANY (xxxxxx) DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?Anglicans: 8. One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better.Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.Lutherans: Change?!?!?!?!?!Mennonites: At least 15. One to change the bulb and 3 or 4 committees to approve the change.. “Put this hat on, Kellyanne. Roll your red hair up and stuff it under your hat so it won’t be seen. When we get to a place where you’ll have some privacy, you need to put these buckskins on. You’ll be a little less noticeable as we travel,” he told her, handing the hat to her.She opened her mouth to protest, then the more she thought about it, she decided that he knew more about this wild country than she did. There was another thought which crossed her mind ... This was the first time in her.