It was so pleasant that I lay nearly asleep enjoying what she was doing until I suddenly realized that I hadn’t brought anyone home the night before... When I opened my eyes she was just mounting me and… What’s a guy supposed to do? Well… I ran for the bathroom this time, locked the door and turned on the shower before a moment later I heard her rattle the doorknob. I pretended not to hear and I wasn’t being mean. I just wasn’t in the mood I guess. I’d heard the key in the front door and. It... I'm sorry!" Then she started to cry."Janie, don't cry baby. I saw you cry the night you came to stay with me. It broke my heart. Then we did some things that made us cry together and my heart broke again. I vowed after that that I'd never make you cry again. I'm not mad, I was only teasing sweetheart." Teasing? You're teasing me about fucking Uncle Dan? Shit! That's weird!" WHOA!" yelled Joel, Fucking Uncle Dan? Janie, I was teasing because I came home expecting to find dinner cooking. . I loved it and, to make matters worse... or better, I loved the style. I adored the way the singers dressed. Black leather, Gothic dresses and coats and the jet black hair and make-up. I had begun to live again!And so, here I was, in my bedroom, preparing myself for the first time in a life of over half a century, to attend a metal concert! I stood in front of my full-length mirror totally naked and devoid of any make up whatsoever. A blank canvas with every vestige of my previous life erased. Twenty miles to go, and the meeting was due to begin in fifteen minutes. Maybe she'd be able to make it after all. She looked into the rearview mirror to adjust her hair and inspect her lipstick. As she brushed a stray hair away from her forehead, she noticed the flash of lights behind her. With a sinking heart, she realized that it was a state trooper. She was about to be pulled over for speeding. Julie pulled the car to a stop alongside the road and waited for the officer to approach. It.