I posted part two.Yes, I am very real. The events were very real. The people I mentioned are very real. A few are actually Xhamster friends this very ...ay. I imagine some newly present Xhamster friends will be part of a future part of my saga. But, I digress.As a single girl and living alone in an apartment in North Dallas about 1980, I would frequent certain disco clubs to dance. As I went dancing every week, usually on a Thursday night, I came to know the bouncer of one of the clubs, Tyrone. . The roommate has had a sex-change operation.“Was it painful?”, asks the former.“No, not really” says the second.“How about when they cut off your dick?”“No that really wasn’t the worst of it.”“Really?” says the first.“How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.”“No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute. ”Savita handed the ladle to Shobha and said “Why don’t you handle the cooking for a while? I just remembered that Kunal Uncle wanted to see me about something.”Savita sat on Kunal uncle’s lap and kissed him “Thanks for all the hot loving that you gave me last night Uncleji” “Are you in the mood for some more right now?”Kunal kissed her back and muttered “Mmm… I’d love to fuck you but it will be too risky at the home.”Savita was confused at his refusal “If you didn’t want to fuck the why did you. My pussy started getting wet, I was enjoying this guy looking up my skirt. I didn't say anything to Jay, but I spread my knees just a little bit. I was getting very suprised that this guys wife or girlfriend didn't notice him looking up my skirt. I was having so much fun, I think if Jay would have asked me to stop that I would not have been able to. I finally did tell Jay, and he went to the restroom again so he could get a look at what was showing. He came back from the restroom, and told me.