All straight lads should try this, get a gay friend to give ‘em a good rimming. They don’t know what they’re missing. Then the alcohol really we...t to my bird’s head. “Stick your cock up my boyfriend’s arse, Gavin!” I held my hands in the air. “Whoa! Whoa! Don’t I get a say in this?” “Do you fuck! Just give him your arse, you big girl!” I was up for that. I was a bit scared but yeah, I’d do that for my bird. To be honest, I thought I’d be the one shagging Gavin but no, if my girlfriend wanted to. " My breasts, you mean," he chuckled."So you're a woman?" Of course." Then why the masquerade? Are you really an officer in the Wehrmacht?" I am. Women have been going off to war dressed as men for centuries. I'mjust the latest in a long line." But why?" Because I wanted to fight for my country. I'm no fan of the Nazis, butbeyond that I'm not at all political. What I am is a patriot. If we weregoing to war, for whatever reason, I wanted to do my bit. And to me'doing my bit' meant more than just. "You don't know mother!" Mary says. "She hasn't approved of ANY of my boyfriends EVER! I don't think she's ever approved of any MAN! I mean, she's been married five times!"With the alimony to prove it, you can't help but observing as you pull up next to the elegant home."Now Mary, you know how charming I can be!" you remind her. "You didn't much like me when we first met but I manage to win you over!" I didn't?" Mary asks. "Weird. *giggle*; I don't really remember things so well before I fell. So I want to share my best experience which I think I had never experienced with any girl. If you are the lady to complete my list please contact me on my e-mail : Lets start from the beggining. This incident was of just few weeks before. My elder brother have a friend named Sunil, he got married two years back but I had not seen her wife. This diwali my bhaiya invited both of them at our home. They came 4-5 day after diwali and I had seen his wife first time. She is hardly 25 yrs of age,.