”The sergeant said, “Better take a couple of extra bullets!”Little Johnny’s Confession The children were all lined up for their first confessi...n when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.” “That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,” said the priest patiently. “It wasn’t misguided at all,” said Little Johnny. “I hit him.”Little Johnny learns to count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows. James told her to bring nothing but a few changes of clothes, and to wear something comfortable to hike with.When James had separated the gear, he gave Gina a small backpack, helped her put it on, and then put a bigger heavier pack on his back. A short while after taking off, he found them both thick tree limbs that had fallen."What are these for?" Gina asked."We can use them as walking sticks, and they also can be used to fend off snakes and other creatures."When James mentioned snakes, Gina. ”“No, you have to stop, it’s illegal”“I don’t care, I love you Soph, and I want you to fuck me with your fingers until I scream!”I was shocked by what I was hearing, a 9 year old should not know about this kind of stuff, so I asked where she learned it to which she simply replied the internet. I should have been able to guess that, because kids learn so much that they shouldn’t these days from the net, but I was more concerned by the fact that I was fingering my cousin.I tried again to tell her. Actually, they sold the idea for a whole series of books,” replied Cathy with a little pride at their accomplishment.“That’s good news. I had no idea they were that far along.”“Yes, lots of books coming out of this household lately.”“When is Linda’s book coming out?”“Next month.”“Has anyone arranged a celebration for her?” asked Ed.“Kelly has already set up a party at the library, and I’ve already arranged everyone’s schedule so they can be there.”The telephone rang and Cathy turned to answer.