Thanks for editing and proofing to HollyHappy Hart and Janet Nolan. Any mistakes are of course mine! Enjoy! Gender Express- Those Cra...y Tourists by grover Inspired by Heather Rose Brown's 'Gender Express'"Excuse me? Could you tell me the way to Gender Express, please?"Mike jerked around surprised. He wasn't the kind of guy girls stop to askdirections from. Most found his burly appearance an affront in. “Ah well, there’s always next time. I’ll make sure to talk to the vet about the charges for emergency services in case I adopt another stray cat,” Mrs. Emery said.“It is always good to be prepared, Mrs. Emery,” Sean said.Mrs. Emery said, “I was a girl scout once upon a time.”“They had them back then?” Suzie asked.“Yes. I even got a merit badge for making a broom so that I could sweep out my parent’s cave and chase out any stray saber toothed tigers that wandered in,” Mrs. Emery said. Her throat quivered, delivering a vast cornucopia of sound: rich, full bodied screams at first, then strangled moans as she grew weary. As the torture wore on, she was finally reduced to making small whimpering sounds, the sounds of a suffering a****l.After about six hours of stretching, Alley's shoulders finally popped free of their sockets. The right shoulder went first, and she resumed screaming at once; the left shoulder joined its sister twenty minutes later, on the next click of the. We met when she got a job in the office at one of the companies that I was subbing for. I had my own security business back then, installing fire and burglar alarms in homes, schools, offices and the like. Just about anywhere that needed a good security system really. The guys that I employed were good at their jobs and the gear we used was of the highest quality and state of the art. My little company had the reputation as being one of the best and was growing fast. Cassandra had been employed.