”He glanced over at me and saw me looking raptly at him, and continued, “So I got really turned on, and so did Dave. We looked at each other’s c...cks as much as we watched the screen…”“Was he long?”Bill chuckled, “Long enough. About six inches.”“Black? White?”“Black.”“Cut? Uncut?”“Uncut.” He chuckled again and said, “So after a minute or two, we were just watching each other. Suddenly he said, ‘Ah hell,’ and reached over and played with the head of my cock. I reached over and grabbed his shaft. THEN, hoved into view our saviour. A snake hipped waiter labelled Bernard. Like a Saint Bernard, to our rescue.He was pronounced Ber-NARd by the way. If you have ever seen the movie Love Actually, you know the woman with the brother, she cops off with dreamboatfrom her office, only to be thwarted by the brother on the phone? Well the dreamboat, Ber-NARd looked like that.Dark, sensitive.Great big cock.Well, the trousers were a little snug on sir. My mom and I had both spotted the bulge. There. ' I sat up, putting her thighs on top of mine and moved my foot. She scratched my sole with her nail, sending shivers up my spine. I giggled and she laughed, 'I knew my genes gave you all the same sensitivities.' 'Okee Grandma, let's have a competition,' and I started scratching both her soles and then toes. She giggled hard, 'not fair, you have both hands and I have only the left. Bring your left toes to my mouth to even things up.' Of course I knew her right side sensitivities are coming back. Her friend, a tad plump and giving off a slightly exotic vibe, tried to assist. All three of us were rolling on the floor, laughing. Always quick on his feet, Josh picked up a half-full pitcher of beer from an empty table. He walked over to us, poured half of it over his head and the rest onto the pile of hooting and snorting people on the floor. We got a round of applause. And a round of drinks on the house. I vowed that next time I’d show everybody my patented Death Spiral moves. Introduction.