I decided to look up Phils address, which was conveniently in our company directory and pay his wife a visit. They didnt live in the best part of town... but considering I took a cab to get there, I didnt really care. I found their apartment easily enough and knocked on the door. Who is it? a womans voice asked from the other side of the door. My name is Geoff, I said firmly, I am your husbands boss. May we speak? The door opened and there she stood. She was exactly as I had remembered, only. Standing as she handed the yellow sheet to him, she mentally readied her closing "bright and shining new employee" phrases when Prowler stopped her. "There is one other thing, although it's really just a triviality." Withdrawing a sheet of paper from a drawer in the desk, he turned to Zoe and handed it to her. "This is our contract, which every employee must sign before beginning the job. It's standard fare," he waved his hand in dismissal, "and mostly filled with the usual employment nonsense.. One day Sally catches me in the security booth tinkering with my GoPro, she didnt know what was, shes very old school, I told her it's a video camera, showed her the features, told her it was super. Days later she asked if she could borrow my gopro, she wants to start a YouTube channel, like a try on videos of different clothes hoping to get sponsors or free clothes. I said sure, gave her a quick tutorial and charged batteries and sd cards. After the weekend passed she brings back my gopro and. We met through an online dating site (thank you internet), and we’ve been chatting for a couple weeks, trying to find a night to get together. He’s my height but bigger than me, solid, like a football player, with strong arms and black frame glasses and wiry black hair covering his torso and legs. She’s small, curvy, with a cute laugh and a dry sense of humor. We meet for a drink near their place. “Every date is an interview for sex” Freckles once said to me, but with a couple that’s doubly.