To uss din hamane thodi baat chit ki fir mai bhi thoda frank ho gaya aur fir maine pucha aapke pati kya karate hai aur baki sab halchal puncha.Fir mai...e unhe pucha ki aap ladaai kyun karate hai raat ko hum distrub hote hai to we boli ki unke pati piker aate hai aur fir zagada chalu.To mai bola kuch aur to we boli wo muze time nahi dete subah jaate hai aur khana khane aate ahi fir jaate hai aur rat mai aate hai to maine kaha to aap apane friends ke yaha jaya karo ya kahi ghum kar aaya karo to wo. "She questioned, "What are his symptoms?"He brayed, "I have something which was alive in my ass."Ira quizzically looked at me and I again assured her, "Yes my sister, I occulated its ocular units staring malevolently back at me."Ira scoffed, "You must have made a mistake."I laughed at her scoff and challenged her, "Okay my sister, you occulate his rectal orifice and relate your occulations."Curiosity acquired the better of her, she acquired my tools, performed the same procedure as I performed. “I love you. Don’t forget that. But I… I think I’ve lost my interest in women.” Oh my god. And I thought my secret had been big. “Seeing you like this,” she rushed on, as though afraid the words wouldn’t come out fast enough for me to hear before I ran out on her. How the tables had turned! “I’ve never been so turned on in my life! This is like… it’s like my fairy godmother came down and turned my pumpkin into a penis!” I was incredulous. I burst out laughing, disbelieving. She joined in,. She could look down on the city–and see there the naked ambition, all the fear and anxiety, the rush and the mayhem. One car, after another, one office, after another. In this park, here in her ‘happy place,’ she felt none of it. Down in the city, she knew, was her real life and her future, and the place where she felt most alive, where she felt vital. But up here on Meredian Hill she felt herself an old soul, secure, with a place in the universe all her own, completely comfortable in her skin..