Your mother and I got you these anyway. We know you’re a sensible boy but we don’t want you to take any risks with HIV or AIDS.”Dad handed me a ...lain brown paper bag. Inside were a couple of packs of condoms.“What are you talking about? What circumstances?”“It’s okay, son, your mother and I both know,” said Dad, tapping the side of his nose. “We just want you to know we still love you whatever your sexuality.”“I’m straight, Dad. Why is that an issue?”“It’s okay, son. We can understand you not. Mmmmmmmmm… I’d get so charged up, it was all I could do to keep from throwing her up on the table and fucking her right there. She was a different kind of girl, as she was not the long, tall sally most guys wanted to fuck, but there was something so uniquely sexy about that girl. You just took one look at her and wanted to fuck her on the spot. Long story short, I asked her out after work. We hooked up and spent that summer all curled on her mama‘s couch like kittens in a basket. The night. Of course I failed to mention that most of them know about Kristy, and we're always talking about the sexy outfits they wear, but to actually go in dressed as Kristy!!! To my surprise and dismay she just got out of the car and said, "You coming?" My outfit while great for the LGBT club hot and daring, was a way too sexy for a Transvestite in Straight Gentlemen's Club in my opinion, not to mention my tiny red thong barely kept my clitty tucked and unseen through the sheer white miniskirt! At. ’ ‘Yeah, I noticed. Hope this place left the air on. Cheap ass people not cooling down their homes…really makes me want to buy the place, you know?’ ‘Go inside and find out’ He climbed the steps to the back door and went in. The door opened into an enclosed sun-room that opened directly into the kitchen. ‘Hello?’ ‘Maybe she’s in the front?’ His wife entered behind him, strands of hair plastered to her face from the sweat. She pushed past him through to the kitchen, her skirt swirling around her.