..”“Sir...” Jeff began, but Whitworth went quickly on.“Oh, I’m not going to spy on them when they’re in bed, but, I have to admit that my ...uriosity is bugging the hell out of me. I have two good eyes and it’s plain to see that those two are falling in love. I never expected Conners, of all people, to fall for a fucking prisoner. As I’ve pointed out before, according to her background, she’s shot down every male that’s tried to have a relationship with her. And ... she doesn’t seem to be. You’ve worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car.)You think eye contact is an act of aggressionORYou can retire to Minnesota where...You only have three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas.You have seventeen recipes for casserole.Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road repair.The highest level of criticism is “He is different,” “She is different,” or “It was. Oh...did I tell you I had beenwearing my Magic Bullets everyday...all day!...even to school! Theyreally are addicting...everyone should try them!"Oh Mom, Sis, I've been so worried that all this would end once thisstupid remover got here; worried that you'd want me to go back...go backto being Simon. I want to keep my new chest! I really want to stay likethis for...for...oh, I don't know... maybe forever! Can I? Please! Can'twe just throw the remover in the trash?" That wouldn't be very smart,. She gathered up the clean laundry and trudged her way back to camp, dreading the need to face Liam. He ignored her completely, giving no indication that he even noticed her return. Selena checked on the beans and found that they were nearly ready. She prepared a pan of cornbread and hung the iron pot over the fire to cook. While she was waiting, she brushed out her long hair and braided it neatly before wrapping the long braids into an intricate knot on top of her head. Satisfied that she.