' 'But Johnnie, they are far to large' Anita complained.'Put'm on anyways, I want to prove something.' So Anita did as Johnnie asked and put the pants...on and stood there holding up the pants with her little hands.'Let go of the pants' Johnnie demanded.As Anita let go of the pants, they fell immediately on the floor."See' Johnnie said, 'these pants do not fit you.He put them on himself and not surprising they fitted.'This goes to show' Johnnie said full of shit and righteous zeal 'this proves. Blinding light, coughing upsomething wet and slimy from my lungs, a roaring in my ears...a roaringsound that faded, fell away, distinguished itself into words, a woman'svoice speaking as I felt arms wrapped around me against my naked skin."Hamilton Carver. Your name is Hamilton Carver. You're a retiredbusinessman and Air Force General. You have a son and a daughter. Yourname is Hamilton Carver. You're awake, your body has been remade, you'rejust getting the feel for your new body, everything is. But kabhi kabhi kismat bhi sath de jati hai tabhi aunty ne apna phone nikala or kisi ko phone kiya or apna number kisi ko bata rahi thi or maine unka number yaad ker liya or gher jaker raat ko aunty ko whtsapp kiya aunty ka kuch time bad reply aya or batao kaise ho maine unse pucha apko kaise pata ye mera number hai unko are yaar apki whatsapp pic dekh ker phir main or aunty baat kerne lage or maine aunty ko sex ke liye ready ker liya tha or unhone apna address msg kiya or next day aunty ke. ”“There’s a no-brainer!” Robby said. “You are really good at explaining stuff.”“Thanks. He also made it clear he wants me to be a deacon.”“That isn’t a surprise given your deacon had a heart attack and won’t be back.”“He’s safe until he gets married,” Sophia said. “Mike is about as likely to stay celibate as I am!”“I also talked to Angie’s therapist,” I said.“Whoa!” Robby exclaimed. “You called?”“She called me. Well, she had Angie’s mom call me. She wanted to get my version of events as to what.