"Take a seat Derek. Do you know why I called you to my office today?" No ma'am, I don't. For once I actually didn't even do anything wrong." Your ri...ht, Derek. But you have done alot wrong in your career in my high school. But I think I have a certain... special disciplinary type that may change your mind about your future so that you want to succeed in life."Derek was curious, but somewhat scared, knowing that Ms. Matheson has had a history of extreme anger and brutal acts of discipline. . I can’t help that I was born with brown hair.”The little guy said, “I can’t help that I was born liking men.”Ed stood there for a minute and said, “Does that mean that because I wasn’t born a cowboy that’s it okay to hate me?”There was silence as the ridiculousness of the argument was realized by one of the participants. He looked at Ed and then at the little guy. With arms crossed against his chest and a smile on his face, the cop stood there waiting to see what happened. Finally, he said, “I. “Ouch!” she cried out a few times as the swats increased in force and speed.“Only a few more,” I reminded her as I could tell her initial joy was starting to fade.I ended with two of the hardest slaps, one on each cheek.“You can get up now,” I told her as she fumbled to pull her pants and panties back on.“I think I’m horny enough to give you an awkward handy,” she said wincing as she sat down next to me on the couch.“Well, who can turn down a compliment like that?” I joked.She didn’t speak but. "You alright?" I asked."Urgh... yeah." she coughed, "I forgot myself there for asecond. My baby's lungs aren't ready for her momma'sbad habits." she coughed again, "I can't believe I justdid that. Hold on, let me put this out."It was so odd talking to Bethany but knowing it wasreally Becky behind that voice! I thought about wakingJennifer but thought twice after looking at the clock:1:04. She had an early morning and I didn't think she'dbe too open to this right now."I'm back." said Becky, "I.