I pulled into my driveway just after noon while my wife, Brooke, wasn't expecting me home before dark. I was grinning to myself about how surprised sh... would be as I opened the front door.I noticed several things immediately. First, the aroma of Brooke's special recipe cake frosting filled my nostrils. Then I saw the door to the laundry room, which was to the left of the kitchen, was wide open. Inside that room were what appeared to be two small spacecraft, but which were far more likely to. Then I took off my shirt, my bra, and the thong too. I was completely naked, and I went through the rest of my clothes in the process. I was trying to decide what I wanted to try on next, when I heard that same noise again. I was less than skeptical the last time, but then I wanted to know what that was. I grabbed my robe, and put it on. I went on to the door, and opened it. I looked out there, but saw nothing. I saw my dad's door shut, so I was confused what the noise was. I went back into my. In the midst of all this I had on my conscience two further unintended seductions.They were not my fault. The first one in particular I had foreseen as a problem, and I did what I could to prevent it.My victim was a girl I then knew only as Ursula, who was the PA of the Chief Executive of a leading construction firm with which my company did a lot of business. Last time I had attended a meeting at their office she had taken notes and I had spent the whole time lusting after her. She was a. "Lindsay's was uncrowded and the maitre d' escorted them to a pleasingly secluded second-floor table at a window overlooking the riverfront."Are you trying to impress me?" Madeleine said when they were alone."I bring all the visiting cops here," Sam replied."It's beautiful, Sam. I've heard of this place, all the way back to my end of the state. You're very considerate -- especially since I don't feel that my sketch is going to make your case for you." I don't think so, either, to be truthful,.