"And you promise you won't go over and get him drunk again either? You won't have another party?"Ian traced out a small 'x' over his heart with his fi...ger. "You have my word as a gentleman," he said sarcastically.Jess decided to go for it. Her small hand replaced Ian's, and for a moment she did nothing but marvel at the majestic implement in her hand. She couldn't close her fingers around it, such was its girth, and her hand didn't even cover a quarter of its length. Ian shifted his weight and. “Besides, it’s only sex. I mean, I had sex with Terrell Owens.”“Ah, maybe your right.” Lois says. “I mean I’d do anything to help my…wait…” She turns and looks at Nicollette with a confused look. “I thought that was only a Monday Night Football commercial.”“Oh no, dear.” Nicollette says. “We went at it like minks. With all of the camera crew watching. We even had a 3-way with John Madden.”Lois smiles and slowly begins to stand up from the table. She moves slowly towards the kitchen door,. "I've had so many sexy dreams about you." I whispered to her as I turned her off of my side and I knelt between her legs and produced one of the condoms I had bought."Wait! Can we do something else first? While you had your mouth on me before I wanted to put you in MY mouth and I never got to, so far, twice now. Can you wash it and let me try it?" She asked as I couldn't believe my ears.I looked at her real weird like to try and convey how bizarre this was getting."My friend tells me all guys. "I giggled. "I'm sure the Grand Cleric would be so proud right now." Especially if she could see us like this." He gestured down at our naked, entangled limbs."If she saw us like this, she'd no longer be a problem; she'd have a stroke and die."He laughed. "Have I told you I love you? Not just for," he gestured again, "this, but because you're willing to wander down these ridiculous paths in my imagination with me." I felt him kiss my hair."So I'm guessing you've been talking to Zev some more?.