It’s long-term storage for our RV and parking for the Prius were better than Miami. We made reservations for storage and flights. We would leave, dr...ve to Fort Lauderdale, store the RV and take the Prius to the airport leaving it in long-term parking. We had the rest of today and two more before we would leave. We would lose a day’s rental here but it wasn’t a big loss. Waiting wouldn’t gain us anything. We had a light lunch and left for the beach.When we arrived, we saw Alicia being double. Par us function me mera friend aya nahi or function khatam hote hote 11 baj gaye the. Maine ghar jane ke liye bus liye jisme bahut bid tha wah par ek ladies seat Khali hui par mai waha baitha nahi maine jaise hi us seat ko dekha to uspe meri basketball maam bhaithi hai unka naam preet hai bilkul sexy hai bade bade boobs mast gand mera humesha unhe dekh ke land khada ho jata tha unka figure 36-30-36 hai jo mughe baad me pata chal. Mai jab unke pas gaya to unhone mujhe unke sath baithne ko kaha. “Yes. Yes, I did. Go the blue, white and red!” he gleamed with pride.“When did you graduate?” I asked.“In 1975” He answered “Why do you ask?”“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-arsed, grey-haired, decrepit son-of-a-birch asked “Oh Really? What did you teach?”This group is compliments of a Friend of J & G.A man dies ‘in the act’ after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts.The funeral director can’t. (Warning #1: Never just give your wife carte blanche to screw someone else because you think she won't. Trust me, she will!) She expressed her concerns to Bill, who assured her not to worry as he knew how to take care of a lady. My wife set up a date/meeting for the three of us on Friday night. (Warning #2: Never meet the black man who is going to bed your wife. He eventually will rub your face in it. Trust me, this will happen!)Friday night came with drinks at our house, cheaper and more.