I felt like I had never felt before and if he wasn't holding me so tight, I might have fallen down. When the kiss ended he looked me in the eye and wh...spered, "I love you" and he ran away. That was the last time I saw Nigel Langford.I thought about Nigel through the years. A girl never forgets her first kiss. I sat there staring at his message wondering what it would be like seeing him again if it was possible. It's been thirteen years and people change. I wondered if he was married, where he. " Great. Got your tools?"He drew out a small pry-bar from its hiding place in his pants. I had noidea how that wasn't fucking uncomfortable.We were about to hop the fence when we noticed a hand-painted sign nailedto it. I don't know why we hadn't seen it before. It said:NO TRESPASSINGUnderneath that, in smaller text, were the words:VIOLATORS WILL BE TRANSMOGRIFIEDDerek frowned. "Trans-what-ified? What the fuck's that supposeta mean?" Got no fuckin idea," I said. "Probably involves lawyers and. After making sure he didn't drop anything when he fainted, Ashlee shuts the door and locks it. Ashlee returns to the man and takes him clothes off and continues to dry him off. The man suddenly stirs awake. The man stands up and looks down at Ashlee. "what did you do?!" He demanded glowering at her. "What do you mean what did I do? YOU are the one who past out on my porch!" Ashlee said backing up slowly. The man towered over Ashlee, he backed her up into the wall. "Do you really want to talk. “I suppose that makes you dull, too.”“Well, by Angie’s standards,” Jeff said, “I am dull. When was the last time you had to bail me out of the drunk tank?”“Is that a very exciting experience?”“I wouldn’t know.” He rolled away from his desk. “Come here. If we’re going to be dull, we might as well be dull together.”When Jeff said, “Come here,” he didn’t want her standing beside him. She dropped into his lap, and he kissed her. Soon his hand snuck under her skirt and up her leg.“Talk about dull,”.