“You sure?” I asked.“Yes, I’m sure. Start driving,” she said, so I did. “Look, Rob, I’ve wanted to get in your knickers ever since the c...ab feast but I knew it was best to wait. But I’m tired of waiting, and every sign in the universe is telling me to fuck you!”I didn’t know what to say. As I drove us to my house she explained in rapid-fire fashion.“First of all, I’ve known since last summer that I wanted to fuck this man out on the ball field coaching my son if I ever got the chance. And now. We screamed in shock, but it made no difference – the only saving grace was the outside temperature that day was 30 degrees. The water continued for about 2 minutes until we were thoroughly soaked. Then it stopped, and Caroline moved forward wearing soap impregnated mitts and started to soap our bodies all over. No sooner had she finished than the hose was back on us until all the soapy water ran away. Caroline unclipped me first, dried me with a towel and told me to sit on a stool. Then she. Lee was looking over the edge at the people in the pools and on the beach. It was just a great setting. I came up beside her and we chatted about how great the hotel was, how nice it was to get away and how much fun we were having. It was kind of romantic. So, I leaned over and kissed her. We kissed a little more and things started progressing again. I stood her up and kissed her deeply. Reaching into her robe I felt for her breast, Lee had nothing on under her robe and I was naked under mine. " Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.I converted to Islam, and.