I can’t tell you how awesome it is to walk the course smoking Montecristo cigars bullshitting around with your buddies and teasing one another. I m...an I lost a little bit of money today to my good buddy Mark whose been my golfing buddy for over a decade. I mean he’s a scratch golfer and I have a seven handicap but since we’re the better two players in our foursome today we decided to play a match game against each other. Mark gave me three strokes as a handicap and he still whooped my ass. . After I said this we exchanged lingering smiles, and then she appeared to become a little sad. “I guess I wouldn’t need your help If I were married. I would have a man to do it not my 17 year old nephew.” I looked at her and saw the sadness in her eyes as she looked towards the table. I tried to think of a way to make her feel better when I decided to try some truth. “ I've never kissed a girl.” I blurted out. She looked up at me. Yes it was true. I had ever kissed a girl, which of course means. .Alison Harris."The whole room fell silent. People started to look around."Come on, Alison. Don't be shy."Nobody came forward. Even Alan was looking around. Who the hell wasAlison harris? Suddenly--a spotlight shone directly on him. In the bright light all his oldclassmates could see his pert, fake breasts. They started to laugh andpoint. Began to chant the fake name Miss Ford had given him."Alison! Alison!"He was pushed and cajoled and somehow found his way onto the stage."Now, some of you may. Stand up and remove each other's clothing, nice and slowly."The guys stood up and Paul reached forward and slowly began to unbuttonColin's shirt. Colin let him, then reached over and pulled Paul's T-shirtup and over his head, revealing his smooth, muscled torso. Paul thenremoved the Colin's shirt and them oved to his jeans. He undid his belt,popped the button and pulled down the zip. He slipped his hand into thewaist band of the jeans and pulled them down. They snagged slightly onthe obvious.