Mel, what exactly is the problem?’ in a tired, husky voice. As she turned on him like a wild jungle cat, her eyes narrowed, her stance aggressive, ...er little, sexy body ready for battle, she screamed at him ‘What is the problem? I cannot believe you have the stones to even ask me that question you arrogant Ass!’ ‘Ass, who are you calling an Ass you spoiled drama queen?’ he asked in a voice growing louder Mel, not to be out done, parried back, ‘Drama Queen? I have your damn, Drama Queen!’ Ben. We would make a baby.Smiling, I looked at the Almond Joys. Each one had a little bulge on top, like a Mounds bar pregnant with an almond. The M&Ms, the ones in the yellow bag, each pregnant with a peanut, bigger and rounder than their smug brethren in the brown bags. I grabbed a six pack of the former and a half-pound bag of the latter, as well as a six pack of Mars bars just out of nostalgia. There was a bottle of wine in the refrigerator. I headed for the checkout. Condoms were available. -Phyllis DillerOld age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.-Phyllis DillerMy photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me.-Phyllis DillerI admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.-Phyllis DillerTranquillizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.-Phyllis DillerI asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'-Phyllis DillerThe reason the golf pro tells you to. - Please, don't abuse with themes. No need to add all of them.- Your story must have at least 5000 characters. Please, don't trick the system, your story will be refused.- Thanks for posting :)Some advices before posting: - Don't write your story directly into our system. There's a server timeout, after few minutes of inactivity, you will be disconnected and you will lose your work.- The best solution is to write and save your work into your computer and copy/paste it here.- Don't forget to.