Like I tell my friends, if I want a woman with a dick I can find a hot t-girl or move to Brazil or Thailand!Before I called I checked a site that revi...ws escorts. There were dozens of reviews for D**** and I couldn’t find a single negative post. The only thing guys said that could be construed as negative was that she could keep you waiting for anywhere from fifteen minutes to an hour before she was ready. The flip side was that when she was ready, she looked flawless and her performance was. I rose from my chair and greeted them at the door, both were sweating like whores in Sunday school and both were out of breath, they seemed to be having a dispute as to who won.“Hi Frank” they both said in unison, “Am I late sir?” Ashleigh asked and I reassured her that she wasn’t.“Oh, you’re not dressed” Julie said looking down at my jokey boxers, Ashleigh giggled.“Sorry” I said smiling, “I just got out the shower and lost track of time” I told her as I looked them both up and down, they were. "You're like an old man. Get naked, already." I would if you would get off of me."She giggled and ran for the bedroom. I soon followed and she tossed me a condom. I guess we were going right to the main event. I put it on and then she turned out the light. There was an unnatural glow coming from my crotch. I looked down and it was one of the glow-in-the-dark condoms. I started chuckling and swinging my dick around while making Star War light saber noises."Turn me to the dark side, David," Beth. He jumped back and kicked me right in my chest, breaking 2 ribs and fracturing my sternum. He walked over and put the baton back down, and grabbed a desert eagle; he turned slowly with an evil grin; but at that second the alarm start blaring, he looked around, then back to me with a sinister smile, with the darkness and the flashing red lights, I thought to myself, “im looking at evil itself.” He said in his thick accent again, “it seems like your friends have come to rescue you, I am terribly.