I’m just lost. Like I thought we had a whole night and if u going to fuck somebody u should tell me. Still won’t say a thing. All she says...is trust me. So it’s ten o clock at night she got on this sexy ass dress and she about to leave after texting for about fifteen minutes. I say “ok”.This ass sexy chick of mine just kicks me out of her car, leaves me on a corner, and the last thing she tells me to do is trust her. It was a nice night out, not bad, but the fact. When he opened it a smile came to his lips, an amulet! As he put it on he thought, 'Oh this is just too funny! I wish I knew who sent this!' Stunned beyond all belief, Eric sat down putting his head in his hands. He just realized that he was a fictional character in one of Anne-Mal's stories. Even worse than that vile and disgusting fate was the fact that he knew she never finished her stories. This nightmare could go on for a long time!The end************Too Real To MeBy Anne-Mal "Oh this. Von W.How does a women get a mink coat?The same way mink gets a mink.A woman goes to the gynecologist with a terrible case of crotch rot. The doctor takes one whiff & almost passes out. “My dear,” says the Doc, “this is serious! What you need is Mega Douche!” “Mega Douche?” says the woman, “What’s that?” “It’s my own formula! It contains marijuana, talcum powder & Kentucky fried chicken.” “Why marijuana, talcum powder & fried chicken?” “Because you wanna keep that thing high & dry & finger. That's what I had, one of those moments. I understood who and what I was, finally it all made sense; and I knew how to tell my dad about it too. That was important to me because, well, he's my dad. I needed him more than ever, but until I figured everything out he was off limits, sorta. I mean, I couldn't try and explain it to him if I couldn't even explain it to myself, right?That was the good news. The bad news was that I had a football scrimmage at 1:00. And that meant I had to be on the.