“That’s cultural appropriation!” Dave called from the other aisle once his mouth was also cock-free. “I’m the hot black man—I should get t... say that!” The slap, slap, slap of the blonde taking the transman from behind punctuated every other syllable.“But you didn’t, and we’ve only got fifteen minutes left! Anyway, I’ve ’ad three kids, so it’s literally true in my case.”Just then, the plane pitched forward. With an aggressive slam of her hips backwards, Chas clenched her sphincter and vaginal. Big Frank welcomed her to the house, trying to speak clearly, though Heather could tell something was wrong with his speech. Holly explained quickly, “Big Frank had a stroke and that’s why he talks sort of funny.” Before Heather could gasp at the crudity of the explanation, Holly turned back to the large and grandfatherly figure and continued, “How’s your stroke, Big Frank? Is it any better?”Big Frank smiled down at the little girl and answered, “About the same as before.”“It doesn’t hurt, does. She even went as far as to say she wished her husband would do something as bold as what I had just done. As I could tell she was having a hard time finding what else to say, I quickly interjected that it was ok and that I completely understood. I even thanked her for not making me feel anymore foolish then I already felt and that I hoped this incident would not create awkwardness between us. She smiled and said that it would absolutely not. I gave her a big smile of relief and did my best to. ”Now shedmaster was astonished, some junior bloke slagging off the chief’s shiny new locomotive, when he and foreman was too scared to do it.Word got round as Tommy weren’t afraid to sau as what he thought so Tommy got job of Union shop steward for depot.Come Teds funeral poor bugger ‘adn’t no one, no family or nowt so he has a paupers funeral and the union paid undertakers and for the best second hand coffin pawn brokers had in stock.Four blokes took some screws and made sure the lid wasn’t.