* A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.* What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)* Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.* In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.* She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.* If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.* The man who fell into an upholstery. .. she loved that! But she loved everything about Rick. He was such a good man ... despite his past behavior...He was respectful to his parents and kind to everyone he dealt with in his job as a police officer. And he had initially treated her like she was the Virgin Mary. He had worshipped her reverently with his eyes and called her "his angel." He told her that she had made the right decision by leaving Kansas ... she definitely belonged in "the city of angels!"And he was her angel ... her. I thought that unreasonable but then I supposed the Head only told a student what punishment they were going to get once the student had admitted to whatever they had done wrong, so maybe not so unfair. I would have to trust Helen I supposed. I signed the second form and handed it back to her now fearing the worst. Helen said, “Right, now we have the correct paperwork let’s get on and discipline you. First please face the wall whilst I get everything in place.” “Really?” I asked, “I’m not a. He held my hands in his and looked me in the eyes. “If we are to do this, I want all of you.” I knew what he meant. He wanted to have sex benevolently. He wanted to take his time to admire and mend. He wanted to make love, the most intimate, dangerous sort of sex. Afraid that I wouldn’t be able to contrast my emotions of love and lust, I ignored what he said and made advances at his belt yet again. If we we’re going to do this, it was going to be quick and hot. I ripped open his belt and.