" She slippedon the jacket that matched her skirt and took a deep cleansing breath. By the time she brushed her hair and left the apartment Elaine was...composedagain, plotting the rest of her afternoon. After the interview she could stopfor a proper lunch, perhaps at the Comfort Diner, one of her favorite hauntsnear the flatiron building. They employed some of New York's cutest waiters.After that she would be back on schedule for the arts festival. She thoughtof calling her friend Wendy. But. I was skeptical about the beard but I figured it was nothing if he was a great guy. I could always work on him to shave it off, with my charming personality. He was attractive and I found him to be sexy. I arrived at his home and he invited me in. We sat in the living room talking and drinking some ice tea. I was really enjoying our conversation but had this urge to kiss him, so I leaned over and gave him a kiss on his cheek. He turned around with a smile on his face and leaned in my direction. The press was mostly mobbing Billy Martin with questions about his bold managerial decision. Jake’s family was waiting for him in a limo in the players’ parking lot. Melissa had decided she wanted nothing to do with driving in city traffic so she had contracted with a limo company for ground transportation. Jake received a ton of sweet hugs and kisses from the excited women as he settled into the back of the car. Jake looked meaningfully at Trish.“I didn’t pee in them,” she said, “but they are. Woh kitchen mein khade ho ke chapati bana rahi thi pata nahi achanak kya hua woh chila uti mein ek dam ghabara gaya kitchen mein gaya tho dekha woh sadi ghutno tak utha ke uchal rahi thi uski mat chikni tange dekh ke tho mein pagal ho gaya aur poochne laga kya hua aunty tho woh boli arre beta lagta hai cockroach chala gaya hai andar woh zor zor se saadi hila rahi thi per cockroach nahi nikala maine kaha aunty andar room mein ja ke saadi utar ke usko nikal do tab woh bhagti hui apne bed room.