I can only get an erection – a real good boner – if and when there is pee play involved. It happened by accident 10 years ago, when my then wife p...ssed herself when we were making love. That lovely warm urine running down my cock and balls really turned me on. After that nothing came close’.‘A similar thing with me’, although it happened years ago when my deceased husband and I were bathing together and he stood up and pissed all over me. Seeing his really fat cock streaming almost made me cum. ”Chance gave him another nod, then bustled off to deal with other things. Caine wandered back to his seat at the bar. Ruby was working the bar and she filled his tankard as soon as he set it down. “Do you ever drink water?” she asked with a smirk. “Hell, do you ever eat?”“Beer has everything I need. It’s liquid bread,” Caine said dryly. “Your liver is going to commit suicide. You’re going to turn funny colors, and die,” the pretty bartender said cheerily. “I’m not that lucky,” Caine said. He. When I came back out to get my cup for a refill, I asked the reporter if he wanted more. He shook is head no then gathered his stuff and walked over to his car.When I finished telling my neighbors what that was all about, Martin said I might want to check out inside the shed as he had heard several rounds hitting it the night before. I was telling him about the TV when I opened the shed door. Gas fumes came wafting out. There was a large puddle under the bike and the front tire was flat.Martin. I sat down on the couch, turned on the TV and almost let the remote fall. I wondered if he knew his parents subscribed to porn. I watched for a few seconds then quickly turned off the TV again. I heard him coming through the upstairs hall, then back down the stairs across the room now wearing a simple white v-neck and red basketball shorts. Dont like TV? he asked as he swept the remote from the arm of the couch where Id found it and leaned on the arm right next to where I was sitting. As the TV.