The rest of the family and I had listened to Uncle Mike’s tales of Milosevic’s Serbia and various civil war hot spots in South America, especially...Columbia. If I had watched the news the week before, I would’ve learned about the laser targeting paints used to aim cruise missiles at individual floors of buildings in Serbia. I also would’ve heard about several drug cartel leaders being gutted. ‘Rough night?’ Mr. Sheridan asked as I staggered into class. ‘Kinda,’ I answered as I dropped my bag. Next to it, less significantly, lay the girls’ regular aid, just the standard six inches, built for pleasure rather than as a test of one’s mettle, its wear apparent. Eleanor would step-in for Bridget, limping bow-legged and dripping from their room and falling into place between her mother’s thighs, and it would next be Bridget’s shouts and bed-wrecking for forty more minutes so soon after the door was closed. And then, again finally, Gretchen from the other side of those walls, alternately. They only thought of the scientific breakthrough that would make them a name."Gayle showed Johnny how to take care of his 'female' problems."Will you let me help you learn all the things you need to know about being a woman?" Gayle offered. "I would like to be your friend if you will let me." Thank you," Johnny said, relieved. "I could sure use a friend who understands what I am going through."They hugged and then went to the room where Johnny's final examination would take place. . .. but do you really want to nurse on some teenagers' breastsbecause you're so cute she instantly starts lactating?" That really happens?!?" I did it with at least a couple dozen littles I sat myself," she toldme. "I nursed pretty much all of them when I babysat all the way throughundergrad."The mention of nursing brought my eyes to her nipples in front of me.Both were dripping small drops of milk and I forced myself to look at herface. "The nanny option?" You do not want to be treated like an.