She left a note for her father simply stating, ‘Gone to college. Jackie worked in her grandfather’s bank during college breaks and sometimes saw h...r father or brothers in town but they refused to speak to her. She eventually gained an MBA and invited her family individually to conferment but none of them showed up or bothered to reply. The college was just less than 100 miles from the farm. Their no-show really hurt Jackie but her proud grandfather who attended her big day told her, ‘Forget. I will come and give you a hand in a few minutes after I've finished stocking the shelves".I was that clueless that I didn't even realise there was another room. I entered through the black and red silken curtains and entered into an even larger room, stocked with so much sex toys, I didn't even realise existed. There was a wide range of clothing and underwear, masks, bondage equipment, benches, videos and what I had come looking for - dildos and vibrators. I was intrigued and fascinated and. The time on the board’s clock indicated sixty minutes in bright red lights. Along the bottom of the board was a line of white lights, none of which were lit.In the center of the board just under the time clock was a neon depiction of a man’s penis which the scorekeeper began to change by flipping a switch. The depiction of the penis in red pointed upward; a moment later the color changed to blue, and the penis was pointing downward. Along with the visual change was an audio cue: an excited. .”“Hi sis, I might need a favour, are you busy tonight?”“No ain’t doing nothin’, Coll’s away ‘til Sunday arvo.”“Apparently my loving wife is taking us on a couples retreat.”“Whatcha mean a couples retreat, why the fuck d’ya wanna do that for?”“No, I didn’t agree to it, in fact she kidnapped me...”“Kidnapped you, you pulling my leg. I mean, you two, you’re well sorted, you’re the couple that everyone wants to be, even us, well except for that little dangly thing you have to put up with.”“Yeah, I.