”“You have been talking about our problems in bed?”“Gary, what did you expect me to do, you refused, again and again, to talk about our proble...s. Why, once when I asked for sex, you even made the excuse that you needed to take the garbage out!”Gary sobbed louder now.“Oh Gary, come on, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings. Here, take this and dry your eyes.”He took the tissue she handed him and dabbed it around his eyes to catch his tears.“So who gave you advice that it was okay to commit. 'I'll sendover the present I got you from Rome.' 'You bought me something?' 'Yes. A really nice flared skirt and matching top. You'll lovethem.' Jon was taken aback though not as much as he might haveexpected. 'You sure about that?' 'You will if you think of me while you're wearing it, especiallywhen your dildo starts twitching,' she said and blew a kiss downthe phone. --- Jon opened the door of his apartment and stood in his new skirtand top, blushing. 'Jon, you. I really wanted to get comfortable with that sort of lifestyle. The trouble was I was pig-ignorant. I didn't know item one about operating or maintaining a boat at sea. I owned up to being very new to all of it and tried to find out how to get an education. One old guy said that I should first take all the Coast Guard captaincy courses, get their certificates, then pick and choose between the Merchant Marine courses. After all that I should apprentice aboard ship as a second mate to learn how. ‘So you going for a walk then’? my mind whirled as I blurted out the first thing that came into my mind ‘yes I’m going down to the woods’ , ‘cool I’ll tag along if you like’.It was blisteringly hot that day and as we ambled across the field, buff guy took his top off. ‘fuckin ot aint it’ ‘yeah I’ll be glad to get into the shade’. I was walking to his side and as I spoke i got a chance to study this vision of beauty! His tight jeans covered a beautifully rounded peachy butt and his arms were.