One evening, we went on an appointment together in a client's home. We would do so several times a month, and this evening was typical. We dropped her...car off at her apartment and went to the appointment in mine. The client, however, was disagreeable, and we left without a commitment to do business with us. The evening was a bust. As we returned to her apartment, she suggested we go to a bar next to her building for a quick drink. We went in and ordered, and I excused myself to the men's room.. As she stared at my crotch I said, "you think you're ready for this babygirl?" Before she knew how to respond her head was shaking yes and I was unleashing my snake from my towel. As the towel hit the floor a gasp " ooohhh, mmmmyyy!" escaped from inside her that she could not stop. She couldent believe the sight of my penis, never in her wildest dreams did she think there could be one that size. The grin on my face showed that I knew exactly what she was thinking.I pushed her back on the bed. This shithead Henry Gawain says it was a witch's curse." What are you thinking, then?" Detective Becket asked."He's insane," Chaucer said. "No doubt about it." Or a really good actor," replied Becket. "It's one hell of a tale. Though it was kind of weird. He didn't have to tell it like that, you know, with all the dialogue and shit. And those sex scenes? Far too detailed. I think he's a little fucked in the head." It's just that," Chaucer said. "A tale. I'd like to know what this little fucker. I looked up and she was holding my shears. I said, "Damn, my bad. Thanks". As I was reaching for them, she pulled them away then asked, "Was you staring at my ass?". "Umm no" I replied. "Lair, your dick is hard", Kay said while reaching for my dick. She grabbed it stroked it twice while biting her bottom lip then said, "This is one fat ass dick". She handed me my shears then said, "you and that fat dick need to leave before you get my in trouble".I turned away then said, "keep the shears". "No,.