The mom asks, “Why on earth do you need that?”The little boy replies, “isn’t that what you give daddy when HIS shit won’t get hard?!”This ...ompliments of Mario MComplaints to wife and replyTo My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt’s too late - 15 timesI’m too tired - 42 timesIt’s too. I offered to walk her home.I guess i should use this oppurtunity to describe her now she's one of those people who can make heads turn wherever she goes. She's a latikna...n from wat i cud see her breasts were natural n her ass was a perfect heart...Now she agreed but said that i would have to promise that i will not try to seduce me..not looking ame in the eye..."OK...i promise but my nanny used to say promises are made to be broken u no like pie crusts..."I decided to take a shortcut through. She was actually nice to him. They were friends, after all, and had been for a long long time. She treated him lots better than Renee did.He'd swear his sister hated the air he breathed. She was always calling him "toad face" or "shit-for-brains" (but only when there were no adults around for that one), or "Wimpy". He didn't get it. He certainly didn't look like a toad. He got straight "A"s in school. He won the swim meet nearly every year and was in fabulous shape. What was her deal?He didn't. Stopping laughing for just long enough to say, “More licking, more ... More!”But he doesn’t seem interesting in that anymore. More interested in trying to stand over her and lower his sexual organs toward her pussy ... She pushes him away a couple of times and tries to get him to lick her, looking frustrated... Carol jokes that, “You can lead a dog to pussy, but you can’t make him lick, eh?”Debra looks up at the camera, that gummy smile across her face again – having been licked by Rebel, then.