I'll tell you where Eric's at, but you need to do something first. You'reat the house - inside?"Brad said, "Yeah - nobody's here. Tell me why I should...'t call thepolice." Okay, go to the bathroom - the master bathroom upstairs, and get the bagof pink disposable razors, the shaving gel on the tub, and the tanningcream by the sink..." WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT - RAZORS AND TANNING CREAM? WHERE THEHELL IS ERIC?" Brad screamed into the phone."STOP SCREAMING AT ME! If you don't do what I. I couldn’t help but smile at her.“Josey.”“I just knew it! Just as soon as you smiled at me when I saw your huge penis, I knew you had to be Josey Ruiz. Saige has told me all about you. I mean, she has described your, uh your...”“Cock?”“Your penis... in detail exactly it stands there ... DID YOU ACTUALLY PUT THIS INSIDE MY DAUGHTER, JOSEY?”“Well, actually Ma’am, I was lying down and she pulled my cock up and put it in her pussy by herself, while I watched.”“How did you come to be here this. Even though I consider myself super liberal, I’m still a Muslim woman. No pork for me. I ordered rice and potatoes, with chicken wings and a lemonade. As we sat down to eat, I watched Steve as he all but devoured his plate. My man is an eater. I winced as he wolfed down several spoonful of pork. Steve saw me looking at him and asked me what I was wrong. I flashed a fake smile, told him everything was alright, and then resumed eating. As we ate, a couple of Somali guys walked by with two girls. The younger Upton was now after my head! Well, we would have at least one day of grace while they had the funeral for the older Upton.The crazy thing was that we didn't hear anything for over a week. We had sense enough not to let down our guard, but we certainly wondered what was going on in the mind of the last remaining Upton. We certainly were not on pins and needles waiting for the other shoe to drop, but we knew that the war was not over, and we would eventually hear something unpleasant.