Fine."Only fine?" I said with a pout on my face. I knew exactly what this was all about, and which bitch had complained about me, so I thought I might...as well have some fun with the situation."No, it's the best I've... "Suddenly he was lost for words. He was in his thirties I imagined, and looked to be the shy, bookish type."The best ass you've ever seen? My husband thinks my tits are better than my ass. But then, he's had a much better look at them than you have."Automatically his eyes went. Jerry was standing next to his wife wearing his boxers. Liz was down to her underwear, reaching behind her back to remove her bra."Can you help with my dress mom, I can't reach the zipper," Megan said.Jerry walked over to his daughter, lowered the zipper for her and walked away."Thanks daddy," Megan said as she let the dress slide down her body and onto the floor.Jerry stared at Megan, as she stood in the middle of the room in her red lingerie. She wore a lace bra, thong panties, and a garter. After just a few minutes, the rain and wind had become a massive tempest, just as he said.I had no other option than to tie down everything I could and find refuge in my Range Rover. By the time I had secured my gear, I was drenched. Starting to feel cold, I quickly grabbed a blanket from the backseat and made myself as comfortable as possible for the night in the car, but even with the coverage, my teeth started to chatter. The sun had long gone down, and night had fallen. I needed to get out. "Well, I thought no more about it until Shovelhead he lay a-dyin about six months later and he raised up outta his coma and sez to me 'Elias,' he sez. 'Remember that time up on the Dee-vide when we wuz huntin' wild transsexshuls fer that zoo?' "I nodded. 'Shore do, Shovelhead?and I have allus kinda regretted that we never caught that one we wuz a-trackin. Mebbe when yew git well we kin give it another try.' "'What makes yew think we nev?' sez he and then he ups and dies. And I've allus wondered.