This special dildo is 2 sided, meaning that theother end is already inside me so that we both may be able to have somefun. So what do you think?" I th...nk us girls might be able to have a good time by ourselves withoutthe guys around. It could be the best of both worlds." So, wouldn't you like to kiss the head now?"Without even thinking about it, I licked my lips and slowly raised myhead to meet the new one-eyed stranger. I kissed the tip and started torun my tongue down the side. Every time. My juices streamed down until I found the nearest tree, deciding I couldn’t wait any further.I pulled up my dress, spreading my labia, trying to reach and pry the thing out with my fingers. I pushed inside of myself easily, fitting three fingers deep enough to spin the thing. Making it so much worse.I shook, pleasure pushing back against my concern, until without any conscious thought my other hand appeared on my clit, rubbing as the fingers I needed to fish out the vibrating ball turning. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados."If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. Men will get it the first time.Water in the carburetorWIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?WIFE: "In the river"This is a. And romance had been missing from her life for a long, long time. Luke thoroughly lathered a washcloth and began to wash her. Lise discovered almost immediately that what he was doing felt incredibly good. In fact, it felt so good, it was turning her on! Ever since she bumped into him the night before, it seemed as if she’d been in a constant state of arousal! And, even though they’d shared more orgasms than she could count, it hadn’t taken away her horniness. What he was doing to her felt so.