”‘Oh fuck,’ I thought, knowing what was about to follow.“Would you like to push your little finger into this hole?” he asked.Caught between ... rock and a hard place, all I could say was, “Sure.”“Gob on your little finger and stick it in,” he gleefully advised.I wasn’t very keen but totally intrigued by what was transpiring.After lubricating my finger with spit I pushed it into the hole. Amazingly, it felt totally incredible as my finger slipped in all the way.“Doesn’t this hurt?” I again asked. Jason watched as Angel became hot while I fingered her, and the next thing I realize, Angel has a hand rubbing both of our crotches. I started to kiss Angel while still fingering her and Jason reached up and began fondling her tits. I decided to kneel down in between her legs and I yanked her skirt off revealing her wet, shaved pussy. Jason watched as I spread her legs and began eating her out. As my tongue flicked over Angels clit Jason quickly took off his pants and boxers and stood up on. ” “No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed doughnut.Did you hear about the new. Katya looked round at me and smiled. I smiled back and turned away and sipped my drink. After a few minutes one of her friends came up to the bar and asked if I wanted to join them as she had noticed I was looking at her friend. I said, "No, I wont interrupt your evening." She said, "Trust me, you won't, we are leaving but my friend will stay." So I wandered over and sat opposite her. I introduced myself and said my name was Graeme and they went round the table telling me their names. When it.