* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.* Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.* A man needs a mis...ress just to break the monogamy.* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.* Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.* When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.* A bicycle can’t stand on its own because. She didn’t seem to mind, and just smiled. Half an hour went by, and the phone in the lift was used several times, but we eventually got the news that it would be an hour yet before the lift could be winched back to a floor to let us out. Sitting on the floor, we all chatted, and got surprisingly friendly, exchanging names and so on. The woman became the centre of attention, as she was a good looking woman, petite, but with a carefree way to her talk, and as we talked on, a glint in her eye.. Kind of creature are you? If you don't mind me asking." "Human! I just started changing sex yesterday and I don't know what's causing it." "...and you came here looking for help?" "Yes, I don't know what else to do." Patrick spilled out the whole story to her, but leaving out the parts where he lost control of his female body. He hated feeling this helpless, but he had no choice but to ask this woman for help. "Patrick," she declared when he had finished, "I'm going to do everything I can to. Ahhhh ohhhhh bohaat dard ho raha hey ahista dabaoo na.Bola madam kaya oil ka massage kar doon aap kay ….. or ruk gaya main nay kaha haan kar do trum kon say ghair hoo or achanak hi light challi gaye load shading kay karan aik dum room main andhaira ho gaya AC bhi band ho gaya or aik dum garmi lagnay lagee.Kashif blanket meray peyron say hata kar ghutnon tak kar doo or andhairay ka fayeda utha kar main nay panty neechay kar de aab meray adhay hips nangay they magar oopr blanket kar liya.Woh bola.