This One Is Compliments of John A. I bet you can guess which country he lives in!!!!A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While...looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat?”“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story,”. "What does one thing have to do with the other?" Josh, you're a good guy," said Val's dad. "You would have been a good son in law. When we found out that Val was pregnant, you did the right thing. And you did it without hesitation. However, this gives you two the opportunity to take a step back and..." No," I said. "No steps back. I didn't ask Val to marry me because we were pregnant. I asked her because I love her. This is bullshit." Calm down, Honey," said Val. "There is nothing on this. The requirements were strict and precise, allowing no room for deviation from either the Student or Faculty. Henry and Cindy were fortunate that their commitment to their education was paramount to them and represented quite effectively in their grades, a GPA of 3.7 for Henry and 3.75 for Cindy, and in their unblemished attendance record.They were confident that they would meet the requirements for enrolling in the college courses and had agreed on the classes that they wanted to attend which. We were communing with nature and having hot-wild sex.I looked around to make sure no one was nearby, and then ran my hands down my swimsuit, caressing my cock. I got out of the chair, and dove into the deep end of the pool. When I returned to the surface I swam over to the edge and removed my suit and tossed them into the chair. This was something I did almost daily too heighten my climax. Oooooh, it felt so good to masturbate out in the open, with the risk of someone seeing me.I grasped my.