I took her hand and shook it limply, she was tall for a woman, over six foot, very beautiful, but completely bald.When she smiled her whole mouth open...d to reveal pearly white perfect teeth, she was obviously well educated, graceful and articulate.'Who are you', I asked her once my shock of seeing her for the first time had subdued.She laughed again and explained she was my grandfathers companion.'Companion', I again queried, to which she unashamedly answered, 'His lover, his mistress', and. " she said, "for information."I handed her a crisp twenty.‭ "‬If you don't know her just say so,‭" ‬I insisted.‭"Leila, she started about three weeks ago." she said.I breathed a sigh of relief.‭ "‬I thought it was Sheila my sister.‭" Leila,‭ ‬Sheila who gives a fug.‭" ‬she said,‭ "‬I might have heard wrong,‭ ‬you don't think I was christened Carmen do you‭?"I shook my head,‭ "‬Is this her patch‭?" "Sure,‭ ‬give her twenty minutes she'll be back.‭". *The dinner party goes by and near the end I decide to make the next move* I tap my champagne glass to get everyone's attentionMe: I'd like to make an announcement that everyone at this company has been doing very well and making me very proud to have I started this whole company from the ground up and I would like to say GeoGeo: Yes ma'am Me: I would like to speak with you about your performanceGeo looks like a deer in the headlights as I walk down the long table to his seat, I hand him a pink. He had to be the one behind all the trouble tonight. This was going to be a pleasure.He took one look at our big old garbage truck bearing down on him and did just what I thought he would do. He took off running and broke right. Perfect. I used the side grabber, which usually is for the smaller round trashcans I would snatch up off of the sidewalks. I grabbed him up on the fly and just held on to him and let his feet barely drag the ground. Then I took off and cranked the old truck up as fast.