.. Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?She said ... I would but you’re never there.He said ... Why don’t women blink during foreplay?S...e said ... They don’t have time.He said ... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?She said ... We don’t know; it has never happened.He said ... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?She said ... They already have boyfriends.She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is. We were kind of hoping that the crowd in the hallway would die down as some of the other guests made their way back outside to the fire pit…and I heard the host say that she was about to open the Jacuzzi as well. I got my balance and we headed back into the till crowded hallway and made our way to the front door. The rush of cold air felt great…and I leaned against the car and had a smoke. Then I just needed to sit down so we got inside the car. My cell phone started to ring. It was my present. "What's that, lady?" He said. "Oh, nothing," she said, embarrassed. "Just enjoying the bike ride." He chuckled, a sensual sound that resonated between her legs. All of a sudden they hit something on the road and Cindy’s grip slipped—right into his lap! Although she quickly moved her hands, she realised that she wasn’t the only one who found the ride rather arousing!. He pulled over, cut the engine and put the bike on the side stand. Cindy, thinking that bike had some sort of damage, took. Our partnership inmarriage works beautiful for us. You are just jealous of how goodwe are getting along." Chuck said, "I dare you to put him in dresses. You are afraid toadmit he is more a wife than husband." Chuck knew Jessie never turned down one of his dares. Herepeated, "I dare you. If he loves you as much as it seems he willdo whatever you want." Jessie said, "You expect him to come to work in a dress!" Chuck said, "As long as he does his work I don't care if he comesin a swim suit. I.