What do you have here my little boy?” I looked down as she grabbed hold of my rigid cock in her fisted hand, she said, “Not so little I see. I ha... noticed it downstairs, you were trying to hide it with Whisky, and again when I hugged you. I knew then you were… a little more than happy to see me… maybe not me but… my legs perhaps?” She really gave it a strong squeeze and said, “Fuckin’ hell Jimmy, it’s so fuckin’ hard. I bet it hurts!” She wasn’t wrong, it hurt like hell. I had never been. The house was immaculate unlike it usually was, when I got home after being away. You see Dave’s a writer, well an author really and when he gets into one of his books, nothing gets in the way. If I’m not at home he tends to eat Chinese or pizza’s that he has delivered and he has the annoying habit of leaving the packaging all over the place, usually on the kitchen table. Well you know what men are like. The sink should have had a stack of Dave’s used coffee cups in it, but that day it was. ” “God, no, I needed that. I’ve been on edge wanting to fuck you for so long I was afraid I’d wear you out.” “I’ll probably be sore tomorrow,” she said. “I’m sore now.” “Good. Serves you right.” “Hope I have something left for the two of you tomorrow.” She smiled and yawned, “Me too. Might end up just being you and me dozing off while Sol jerks off by himself.” She giggled. I pulled the covers over us and she kissed me good night and snuggled up next to me. We woke up early in the. “good, keep licking me you’re in for a treat”As I licked her out she started to piss. It went into my mouth and over my face. I moved my head back a little and then she let out a little fart.“I want you to catch it” . As she said that Eileen lifted her legs up a bit higher so I could see her arsehole.With a push the arsehole started to open and her shit eased it’s way out. It was about an inch and a half thick and was very sticky. She was straining a little to push it out gasping a couple.