"She immediately turned to me to gauge my reaction. I was a bit stunned.Seeing the look on my face, she shrugged, and smiled sheepishly, "You toldme ...o make reservations. I've always wanted to eat dinner at their rooftopdining room."Remembering that I was in the presence of a man, in as feminine a voice asI could muster, I giggled and replied, "I'm glad that I paid off my creditcards this week. I've never been there either." Then this will be a very special occasion," she quipped."Indeed," I. .? ‘Wear a shorter skirt’, I thought to myself… did I just flirt ?, as you walked back down the garden path, I said to Dave “she got great legs & ass”, the very next day you turned up at ‘Rains, ‘short skirt, gorgeous legs an sexy smile’ went through my brains. I remember you sitting in the chair at my PC, singing baby D’s ‘Let Me Be Your Fantasy’, we played a game of ‘I went to the shop,’ it soon became clear you wanted my c**k, (sorry) for our first date we went to Denham, playin’. DID I SAY THAT???Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'That's not what I said!'6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?', the doctor asked. 'No! Jackass!' the man shouted, 'This is. 'She pulled him higher to fuse his mouth with hers. Their tongues flirted and played and then he plunged deeper, overwhelming her with his essence. His body moved possessively over hers, though he was careful not to put his weight on her abdomen.'You are the best any girl can get, Fred. No husband is as considerate and as loving as you are.' And she knew this really well, because her friends always talked about how much Fred loved her and wished for a husband like hers.'As you say, Samantha,'.