You should see the front of my pants!"From the back of the plane, a passenger yelled"For the love of God, you should see the back of mine!"This one is...compliments of AnonymousA married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It sure is dark in here, isn't it?" Yes it is," the man replies."Do you wanna buy. Thankfully Steve, her ex-husband and best friend was more than willing to donate his black American Express card to pay for the room, on the condition that Emma tells him all about the evening with full details. A few weeks back Tim got a play by play over the computer while Steve fucked Emma’s ass silly in a hotel much like this one. Tim looked at his watch again, he had about 5 more minutes to make the decision of whether or not he was going to get off the plane and find Emma. As Tim was. It's so hard to explain!" She places her hand flat between her own breasts as she says, "I truly feel I am connected to Sylvia, Doctor Manning." A shiver of meaning chills her spine, and she winces wondering if she has gone too far. But even so, the corners of her mouth twist into a self-satisfied smile as she thinks, You're beginning to believe your own bullshit, Nat. "At times," she continues, "as I worked on my essay, it was as if Sylvia was guiding my thoughts."Ruth is reading extracts of. Somehow she got to know it all. I started stuttering. I couldn’t talk. I was shivering.Kavana: “Why did you do it?”Me: “You were drunk and I… I… I… ” (I was stuttering)Kavana: (Furiously) “I know I was drunk. I even got up late today and now I can’t go to work so late. But what I’m more concerned is how the fuck did you change my clothes? Who the heck do you think you are? How did you even think of trying to look at me naked? Not just my dress, but my inner wears are also changed. What the.