He’d like to show himself into your pants, is what he’d like, but that’s true of most of the ‘helpful local guys’ around here.”Richard lau...hed. “Like you, for instance?”Adam smiled but shook his head. “Yes and no. Yes, I love to connect with beautiful women or adventurous couples like you guys, but no, I’m not the “big black cock” experience that a lot of women and couples come here looking for. They come ready to play and have their fantasy adventure come true, far from home and family. Safe. Lane hits him a couple of times putting him on his ass. Cal gets up shaking his head. Paul sits him down and explains the situation to him.Cal apologizes, "Sorry about that, you look so much like Nick." I know, I am just tired of you people flipping out about it."Petra walks in at that moment, "I am sorry too. Paul was right about you going in to the facility without a disguise. It would be best if no one knew you."Brother finally speaks, "You will have to be called something. Who are you known. Just play dead.Yes officer, I didn’t see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you!This group is compliments of Alan B.Still more hand-picked lousy humor...Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school. Her father had insisted that there was a fourth lane, but the lane markers had been washed off years ago. He worked in the city’s department of transportation. His department managed whatever infrastructure had survived after the last dirt compacting machine had bitten the dust. Ever since the triumph of Islam over the world, everything had started deteriorating. Now, they only occasionally painted the streets to circle knee deep pot holes to at least give people a warning, before they fell in..