✧ ✧ ✧Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.✧ ✧ ✧Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a littl... bit chubby.✧ ✧ ✧It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.✧ ✧ ✧Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.✧ ✧ ✧Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads toslipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. Soremember .... He showed up at my house in the middle of the afternoon. i had just showered and had just a robe on. as he walked in he reached into my robe and stroked my cock.mmmmmmm. i sat on the couch and asked him to get naked. wow, what a show. that sweet hairless body and his throbbing cock standing straight out. he knelt down and started sucking my cock and playing with my balls. so nice to be able to relax and enjoy. after a few minutes i couldn't wait any longer and had him stand up so i could get. It was glistening with her moisture as I sat beside her on the bed.“I would like to please you,” she whispered back.“Do you doubt that you are pleasing to me?”“You ... um ... since I got back and you kissed me ... until today you didn’t touch me at all. I thought ... I was afraid you were disappointed ... didn’t want me.”“Eva, I’m not all that experienced with this stuff. You look around and see my five roommates and Mary and you think I must be some kind of sex powerhouse or something. I’ve. Janice came back into the bedroom with Linda following her and Janice got back into the bed and pulled the bed covers up to her waist. I moved more toward my side of our bed and kept the bed covers at my waist since I was naked. I watched Linda as she stood by Janice’s side of the bed talking to her. Linda stood there wearing only a short loose fitting nightgown, a nightgown shear enough that I could almost see through the material. The nightgown was so short that from my reclining position if.