"Woah!" exclaimed Jon delighted and relieved that the ?100had not been misspent"Naturally it will take Sir some time to get used to theincreased level...of personal control that the commandconsole provides. We recommend a long test drive so thatSir gets the full benefit of the advanced features."advised the Saleswoman"Test drive? Absolutely yes." grinned Jon climbing in.The engine started by itself as soon as he sat down and adisplay screen where the gear lever had been, changedindicating first. We went over to meet him halfway. I took his suitcase from him and said, “Welcome home, Einstein. How was girl scout camp?”He gaped at Kala and Sam. He ignored my sarcastic question and asked, “Have I returned to an alternate universe?! You with a girl! Two girls! Two beautiful girls!! This is not the big brother I left behind a week ago.”I introduced everyone. He said hello, and then he turned to Kala and said, “I’ve seen you around school. I never expected to see you with Dean. What’s a. I can’t even kill myself right. And who in the hell is crying in my lap? Why the fuck is she here? Enough fucking questions ... Oh fuck does my head hurt and my stomach. It hurts too much to fucking move and if I do I’ll vomit and I hate vomiting. Lay still asshole, just lay fucking still I keep telling myself.While laying there I listen to Sandy cry. She keeps talking about how sorry she is and how she hopes for a second chance and that I will forgive her for being such a bitch and filing for. .. UH, I’m sorry, I was thinking that and it just came out.”“Thank you for the compliment, Derek. I love my long legs too. I’d bet that your mom has long pretty legs also, doesn’t she?”“OH YES! She sure does. You remind me of her in so many ways. I meant that as a compliment.”“Tell me one way, Derek.”“Well ... I’m not sure I can, and keep from getting into trouble.”“Then let me ask, and you tell me if I’m right.”“Sure. I can do that better.”“Does your mom have large breasts?”“She sure.