7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?6- You’re sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?5- Sorry, I was ju...t picturing you nekked.4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded.Food For Thought“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”This one is compliments of UgeeayIf you are from the. Mindy had nudged Kate to watch her and cut her eyes over to Anne, Kate said she silently caught Suzannes attention, who was sitting in a chair across from them. Mindy had one of the anthropomorphic dildos beside her that she had previously been goofing around with, making fun of certain scenes of the movie, wielding it like a sword at the screen and then at them. Anne had become so engrossed with the movie that she did not notice Mindy turn her head away from Anne and slowly raise the dildo to. I could see the outlined of a monster white dick. All the forces on this earth were not enough to stop the damn from breaking. While I was kneeling before his seated figure, and in a very low hesitant voice, I called him "White Master." He remained quiet. I repeated "White Master." He ordered me to lick his dick through his underwear and I did so with joy. He smell a perfectly all natural sweetness that required no cologne, deodorant or body spray. I couldn't understand how he could smell so. You trust me completely. Isn't that right?" The woman stared at Klaatu for a moment and then visibly relaxed. His hypnotic command seemed to be taking effect."I can trust you. You're my friend," the woman replied and smiled."What did you do to my mom, mister? Did you hypnotize her? Are you going to have sex with her? Can you make her bark like a dog?" I ... I didn't do anything. I'm just talking to her." Klaatu thought maybe he should put the kid in a trance too."You must have done something.