We both got hard and nobody seemed to mind. I then went back in with a drink for one of the women, and someone asked if they could do body shots off ...y naked body. The night had already gone way further than we expected and there was no turning back, so I easily agreed. I had to lie down across 4 women on the sofa as they all took turns to lick Vodka off my abs, then! they poured vodka all over my bare cock, and I started to get a blowjob off a few of the women. The same thing happened to my. What in the fricken-fracken heck happened to the cabin?"I waffle by answering her question with a question, "Jens, how in the hell did you find out? I thought you two were going to be locked up in your room for the next two weeks?"Jens replies, "We were following the plan but decided to have a nice dinner in the restaurant. An older couple came up to us, congratulated us on the wedding and then dropped the fricken-fracken bombshell about the cabin. Liz, stop stalling and tell me what. There was little to no reaction, but the moment he pressed his thumb into her, she moaned in irritation and vaguely waved him off with a dismissive hand gesture. And that was that. Steve wasn't a complete prick. He knew where he could push and where he couldn't. This wasn't worth complaining about. He'd gotten away with fucking her mom and that was enough, he hoped. Rikki seemed half passed out now and Steve knew it was time to finish up and drop a load in his wife. Steve wanted very much not. “As a general rule my parents don’t drink at business functions. It’s probably what keeps my mom from whipping her knockers out at the bar.”Hailey elbowed him the ribs and frowned.“Sorry, couldn’t help it,” Phil said. “It was a lot funnier in my head. I didn’t mean to piss you off.”“You didn’t and it is funny in a sad sort of way,” Hailey replied. “That explains Saturday but not Friday night. It also doesn’t explain why you don’t drink.”“I drink,” Phil said. “I mean, I rarely drink a lot but no.