Mai facebook per hamesha active rahta hu mera I’d hai sanu alam “Mai daily ki tarah facebook use ker rha tha to ek friends request aaye fir mai us... time accept ker li then hello ka massage aaya maine v hello bola fir bola mai your good name boli amita biswasMai- ageAmita- 40Mai- kya kerti hoAmita -housewifeFir baat hue kuch lambi or uske baato se pata chala oo bahut bhooki hai lund ki fir mai apna number diva baat hoti rahi. Fir us time oo boli mai delhi aane wala hu miloge mai bola sure kyu. Socialism is taking your money against your will and shoving something down your throat that you never asked for.I’ve decided I can’t be politically correct anymore. (I never was, actually)This one is compliments of John A.Heavens to Murgatroyd!Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd? Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really!The other day a not so elderly (65) (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a. “As I said, I will pay the price.”He looked at me carefully. “You need to tell me what’s going on, Carl. What the hell is this national security nonsense?”I shook my head. “I can’t tell you. It was classified Top Secret. I will have to pay that price as well, if I speak out in a public hearing.”“Carl, I’m not sure what you expect out of me if you don’t tell me what is going on, or what happened, or whatever.”“Newt, on this one you are going to have to trust me.”He just shook his head. “Give me. I was hot and wet by then. So I told him to do whatever he likes.He gripped his fingers on my bra elastic and raised it upwards. My boobs popped out of my bra and the bra slipped upwards till my collar bones. He grabbed my boobs and started to squeeze them again, but he started to pinch my nipples too. This continued for 5 more minutes before I asked him to stop.I asked him, how much he will squeeze them, he’s nearly squeezing them for 20 minutes. He said that he was enjoying a lot and I should.